Welcome to the repository of knowledge known as the Thurman Family Newsletter
Feel free to peruse. Tell your friends. Tell your enemies. Just don’t tell Bruce Willis. HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID!!!!!!
“The Thurmans are a bunch of lunatics. Even the children."
Stock photo of some white dude who is very pensive. You can tell by the hat. Hipsters are always pensive. Especially millenial hipsters. It makes them seem thoughtful, rather than empty shells, simplistic husks whose inner turpitude is matched only by their lack of moral compass.